User:Sbp/draft

• 15 Dogpat Drive
• 86 Lawks-a-Lordy Lane
• 72 Strange Brew Street

Convexinar

...small contest to decide the supreme ruler of Ghyll, involving spitting at archery targets from the top of Mount Forget-Me-Not, which had to be called off when a little girl walked onto the...

Pinky and Perky: The Superplot. @@ why can they be seen from all orthogonalities? and why the turning points, for that matter?

printing houses. Aliens Press (Bindlet Ball), Lumico and The Happy Hippie Lumics and Pease Pudding Outfit (Boing), &c.

Icksome Sprinkler. the anonymous man

maskingsome

@@ penis envy is a strange phallusy

@@ the Canonical Goo subplot (Gyll Hill)

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Cgpsncoxuelzmwosktnskxioafjioeapcaiefejtbs the Unpronouncable. Will Not Appear! archival deviancy only! cf.

Cgpsncoxuelzmwosktnskxioafjioeapcaiefejtbs, known as Cgpsncoxuelzmwosktn to his friends, led an interesting life as a Bindlet Ball maker in the foothills of the Jorvyll mountains... His last name was "", so official documents tend to refer to him as Cgpsncoxuelzmwosktnskxioafjioeapcaiefejtbs "Cgpsncoxuelzmwosktn" "". His parents, Mr. B A and Mrs. C A, really felt that their son would have a better chance in life if not held back with the terrible affliction of having a name that looks like initials. Unfortunately, they slightly overdid it and got eaten by a yak as a consequence (don't ask).

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Phylostarus proves that there's way too little muttering in Ghyll to hold it together. Society is held together by mutter, and Science says that there should be much more muttering. So Phylostarus conjectures about dark mutter, the binding element of Ghyll society.

• Hobblescotch (Barf in Half; etc.)
• Eight Men's Morris
• Shackgammon

od wez e doni uv naj reakhomk, emt err thluakh thi ferriy thi biubri zeot "puun puun puun, rid ni hiel yua zey whiyuh" emt thi nuamdeomz dlinprit pivuli thin emt libroit: WHIYUH. zaj wili thi doniz

bindlet ball marking its territory

diacritic valley, where all the valleys are shaped like diacritics (cf. a Boing easter egg)

the easter hare

Avenue, Lane, Street, Rue de la, Road, Crescent, Cul-de-Sac

• 57 Rue de la Street
• 16 Pob's Knob
• 85 Oookie Oook

etherwave communication, espionage, CRIMNIALS EVERYWHERE

Alien Invasion turns out to just be a bunch of very plucky ducks