User:Bast ResNovae

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Robert "Bobby" Schwarmph putatively edits "Aliens Anywhere" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22, after which he apparently went into seclusion for reasons only known to him at this writing. Research reveals all of Scharmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by Iddy Ezzard after that date. Folktown Records #419 reported he may-- or may not-- be hiding out in a secret luxury suite at a Scheheradze Crime Syndicate casino in Little Veshcas. He has been accused of using his extraordinarily popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against political adversaries, but not even his most strident accusers seem to remember what evidence they had. The mysterious Schwarmph's adopted brother is rumored to be his son by actress Izadora Gutschtup, but records involving the younger Schwarmph's parentage remain sealed by the courts.

(tentative draft entry. pending further research)