Ghyll:Splak
Dibbed. --Jcowan 13:28, 20 Feb 2005 (EST)
The usual dubious quotations:
Appearing Alongside Professor Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank will be...
Well splak me folks, it's the one and only amazing Miss. Hairy Mandibles (MDip, BNCS, COBB, FLap).
But well, King Harandraff the Great lived around -400 EC, so obviously we don't know splak about the dude, and all of this is probably just hearsay.
Other reprehensible Pyxie habits include: splakking in public, undoing Equestrian Beetle toilet training, and random, destructive raking.
Several times the larger mercantile houses tried to bring in splakers and break the Union, but Johnny Lightning and Jimmy knew how to play that particular form of Bindlet Ball. The street fights were bloody, but the military-grade EctoMechanauts FUC had "invested" in paid off. The Union held together.
While I admit that Tim works at that fine establishment, he is a fine, upstanding lad. Not at all like that pile of splak father of his, Bysted Timperton. I should know, I play cards with the old dog every Tuesday and he cheats.
(However, some scholars, present author included, have put forth the notion that all this secrecy is just a way of covering for the fact that the Aminfarances Institute of Science and Technomancy is just making splak up as they go along.)
