Ghyll:Bobby Shwarmph

Bobby "Robert" Schwarmph putatively edits "Aliens Everywhere" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Schwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by Iddy Ezzard after that date. Folktown Records #419 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, and burns seared his throat, leaving him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, interviews with former associates indicate Schwarmph was driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the Alezan ruins near his home.

Schwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the Brothers of the Lantern, and published a paper in the organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14. In that text, he rejected AuroAnthropology as a doctinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation that has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is held by other members of the Brotherhood or even Shwarmph himself, given the mysterious figure is suspected of direct involvement in several underground efforts to influence Glynn's social sphere, and some of his magazine's own pet conspiracies may indeed be red herrings produced by active and ongoing subversive efforts at social engineering... or, as his own magazine frequently posits, "is that just what they want you to think?"

Shwarmph's adoptive brother, Edward, is rumored to be his son by actress Izadora Gutschtup (or an Alezanian, depending on the rumormonger). Records involving the younger Shwarmph's parentage/origin remain sealed by the courts. The brilliant but eccentric recluse is scheduled to produce an anthology called "Aliens, Anywhere?" with the Academy of Conspiracy Theologists this fall. Drafts of the preface released to a few select figures of note for comment are highly sought after among the academics, the public, and the press, but highly controlled by Shwarmph. One purported draft, with forged "certificate of authenticity" was recently debunked by a sharp-eyed scholar at the Aerensplay Bazaar. The vendor was reportedly asking 4,900 [currency] for the faked luminous text.

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--Bast ResNovae, 01:02, 12 Sep 2004 (EDT)