User:RoUS the Chaotic

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RoUS the Chaotic, Ghyll Scholar

Brilliant but erratic, RoUS the Chaotic has been fascinated -- some say unhealthily -- with the occult, paranormal, and related areas for many decades, ever since [he says] a conversation with a death-watch beetle while sojourning in Alezan. His age is a matter of speculation; he has featured agelessly in regional tales and anecdotes for generations. His endless experimentation has resulted in his becoming one of the foremost scholars on matters magical; it has also led to his apparent longevity, lunacy hearings, periodic mob attacks upon his person and lands, and no neighbours within a thousand rods.

Presumably due to the effects of his research, RoUS the Chaotic has been known to shapechange without warning into an enormous rodent of indeterminate species. These changes come as a surprise even to himself, which has had a deleterious effect on his coherence and attention span. His faculties appear to be unaffected by this alternate form, although it is difficult to say for certain due to difficulties in communication and his sudden ailurophobia and obsession with cheese. To date, he has always changed back into his normal (?) self after some unpredictable interval.

Rodent of Unusual Size, Person

Hacker, author, opinionist, and Sanagendamgagwedweinini.