User:PhineasCrank/notepad

It wouldn't suprise me to find anyone stealing these bits. In fact, I almost encourage it.

Possible Inventions

• Lightning Gun
• Aether Ship
• Fefferberry Scones
• Umlaut Tea
• Doctor Crank's Interlinear Escape and Vent Shaft (Ist das verboten?)
• Doctor Crank's Highly Adjustable Animal and Mythical Beast Call
• Ghoulwood Viola
• Perpetual Pocketwatch w/ alarm
• The Takemitsu Journal
• Kagerō Diary
• Tales of Toyokage

Flora and Fauna

• Honey Lotus
• pacyosaurus
• pygmy parasitic vampire swallow
• dragonwort
• goblinwort tree

People and Places

• River Naught
• Ebony Academy
• University of Havernot, Department of Occult Science
• Albertus Crank

Events

• Cantalope Crisis
• Kumquat Crisis

--Doctor Phineas Crank 06:36, 13 Sep 2004 (EDT)

Occult Lore

• Ghost Magic
• The Grim Booke

Good Words That Mean Nothing, Yet

• citylendinds
• cipang
• cultipler
• catectoric
• danupsycled
• dynary
• douset
• daerow
• eolocaller