User:PhineasCrank
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Phineas Crank, Ghyll Scholar
An odd, rather nervouse looking fellow who is usually found with a book in hand. Most often a very obscure book on an even more obscure subject. Frequently, such books contain Things Mankind Was Not Meant To Know. But, just as often they're books of non-rhyming poetry from some quotidian age.
"Doctor" Crank specializes in occult lore and linguistics. If possible occult lore regarding linguistics or the linguistics of occult lore. His "credentials" are often questioned by more traditional scholars, but, as far as he's concerned, they can, well, the less said the better.