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Dibbed. --Jcowan 13:38, 20 Dec 2004 (EST)
Distilling facts:
- He wrote Jemima and the Square Do-Gooders before he turned to more scholarly pursuits.
- He was the second president of the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge, from -77 to -56 EC.
- He decided that there should be a subdivision called the Bureau Of Regained Knowledge.
- He started the ceremonious annual tradition of declaring all information found in the following year to be instantly handed over to the BORK.
- Under his presidency the Bureau discovered the origins for Ghyll's unit of currency, the Quezlarian Ooo.
- He declared Rancticirchiretic's proclamations on "Hattie's Day" completely false, and that our "current enlightened era" knows the secrets to the poem.
- His famous axiom, "It's downside up!", was originally pronounced to support his hypothesis that the fundamental element of Awal shrinkage is the bizarre suction of noise that accompanies and accelerates re-obith.
- His proposal that Awal shrinkage be used to reduce the level of noise in work environments is not generally held to be viable.
- He is now a rogue scientist.
- Some throwaway work of his led to the development of non-luminous lume.
- He created "Awal sleeps", a notoriously unstable stealth weapon.
- He has become a vital member of the Conflict That Is Not Happening.
- His weapons are deployed against Iganefta.
- He vows never to slip into the Forgotten Knowledge he once heralded over.
