Ghyll:Horses

Dibbed. --John Cowan 20:45, 8 Jul 2005 (EDT)

What'd you say Hoofie? No, it's not taking down what you say as well, I don't think it understands Horse Code. Anyway, so the Eirbrivian Sectors] are a part of the Azura Mines just outside of Iganefta. Splaking horseflies--didn't you put your ointment on this morning, Hoofie?

Er, nah, left I think, Hoofie. Whoops, I should've said pause start again! Splak and a half. Stop bloody laughing Hoofie, and concentrate on what you're doing--you almost had me off then! Your what? Oh, yeah, sorry, I guess you could do with some new shoes. Anyway, we can chat about that after I've written this article.

IMA Crank was/claimed to be a horse waxer.

Kreem Pyes are made from a combination of Odlucian whiskey, horse-apples, and essence of tristero.

Boing is a crime-solving horse who has springs fitted to his hooves instead of horseshoes, allowing him to bounce over his enemies and thereby foil his dastardly foes.

Note from the author: this entry was written on a horse, which is to say whilst riding the horse not actually physically spraypainted on it, and for some reason the horse didn't like it so I almost didn't submit it to the encyclopaedia (the same reason why I didn't submit some of my previous ones). I'd ask him if he liked a paragraph and all he'd say is "nay". Sigh.

Old Kmuppens must have been half-asleep when he named that taxon. On the other hand, what can you expect from someone who defined "horse" as "the well-known quadruped"?

Gimlet was first presented at the Folktown Amphitheatre in -166 EC by the Third Horse Grenadiers, one of the finest troupes of players in the history of theater.