Ghyll:Egron

In progress --Joe Bowers 00:01, 2 Oct 2004 (EDT)

Note to Readers

This entry has been approved by the Committee for Epistomological Hygiene at the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge, and reading of it should not promote the outbreak of contagion. In accordance with CEH/BOF accepted practices, this article will only summarize publically available sources of information, and systematically avoid synthetic research.

Readers are strongly encouraged not to pursue lines of enquiry suggested by this article without first consulting with the CEH, for their own safety and the safety of the community.

Egron: Geography

The town of Egron is located northwest of Folktown, east of the town of Sejfeld. It is a designated "Red Zone" of epistomological contagion, subject to indefinite physical and conciousness quarenteen.

Egron: Sources of Information

Sporting Records

The "Egron Eagles" appear in Bindlet Ball season summaries and scoring records until until -9 EC. Due to the inevitable burocratic errors associated with epistimological hygiene actions and the accompanying lack of records, in -3 EC the Egron Eagles were re-registered and fielded a team which did rather well during the season. The resulting breach of quaranteen had few public health effects, due to the high noise volume and focused attention of game players and attendees.

Economic Records

Wine Jars for some vinyards, with vintages before -9 EC, bear the imprint "Egron Glassworks". It is currently a violation of quarenteen protocol to own or display these jars, unless they contain vintages of "Exceptional Quality" as registered with the BOFK "Wine and Sporting Exception to Quarenteen Protocol", -7 EC. Empty jars must be destroyed within four days of opening.

Official Notices, Availability of Information

The CEH/BOFK report that Egron was and is a site of a Systematic Epistomological Action action due to Doggerel plague.

Legal Records

Egron Samizdat

The creation, ownership, or exchange of scholarly or other documents pertaining to the Village of Egron which are not approved by the relevant authorities is considered a direct threat to public health, and persons taking part in such activities are subject to the appropriate legal and private prosecution. There are currently 47 cases of "private enforcement action" relevant to Egronalia on file at CEH/BOFK.

Trial Records (The appropriate state vs. Her)

The Love story: (He's from Egron, She at first can't, then refuses to forget, the Man finds out, appeals first with reason, then with violence, rather than give up her memory of him she chooses to go to the town and be forgotten herself (and go mad and die, of course)).

Clock is ticking... --