Ghyll:Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen

Dibblit --Dr. H. L. Ackroyd 16:52, 21 May 2005 (EDT)

Notes

Original conceiver of the betrothal march, born circa -300 EC.

"The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first nanit of it. Control it well." --Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen

In [The Opoudelian Starker's] aquatic (or captainly) incarnation he is most often called Vanderdecken or -vecken or -schusen, the last of which is doubtless a folk reminiscence of the famous (and deservedly so) inventor Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen.

The original conceiver of the betrothal march is thought to have been Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen, the noted philosophy and inventor who was thought to be born around -300 EC. As records from this time are hard to decipher, little is known about him.

The grave of the famous Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen was an incredibly large tableau of roughly 1 kunanit by 1 unanit topped with thousands and thousands of objects. Even now, researchers are still puzzled by the significance of this exaggerated volume.