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Our investigation has determined that [[Grimporke Grimoire]] was in fact written by [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]]. His manuscript was stolen by Stottlemeyer O'Phelan and then submitted under his own name and (to add insult to injury) ''after'' the deadline. However, because its content is considered sufficiently important, it has been allowed to escape the Mighty Stomp of [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus]]. In order that this action not set a pernicious precedent, O'Phelan has been summarily banned from further participation in this encyclopedia. | Our investigation has determined that [[Grimporke Grimoire]] was in fact written by [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]]. His manuscript was stolen by Stottlemeyer O'Phelan and then submitted under his own name and (to add insult to injury) ''after'' the deadline. However, because its content is considered sufficiently important, it has been allowed to escape the Mighty Stomp of [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus]]. In order that this action not set a pernicious precedent, O'Phelan has been summarily banned from further participation in this encyclopedia. | ||
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| + | Although we had previously banned Stottlemeyer O'Phelan for theft, it appears that not all of our copiers were informed of this fact (''Don't foot around the fefferberry, you forgot to tell me! Me! Your chief copier! --Burgengute''). As such, another of [[Hoopkah|"his" articles]], this time based on the notes of [[User:DrAckroyd|Dr. H.L. Ackroyd]], has been printed after the scheduled deadline. Further investigation suggests Stottlemeyer resurfaced in response to [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]]'s recent entry on the [[Night of Cloaks and Daggers]]. While we feared there would be some animosity from O'Phelan after we discovered his original theft of [[Grimporke Grimoire|Crank's earlier work]], we never expected what appears to be a threat in pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]]. We'd like to formally apologize to both [[User:DrAckroyd|Dr. H.L. Ackroyd]] and [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] for this continued harassment, and will strive to ensure it doesn't happen again (''Hmf! --Burgengute''). | ||
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Revision as of 19:04, 19 January 2005
WANTED for Ethical Reconditioning
Our investigation has determined that Grimporke Grimoire was in fact written by Doctor Phineas Crank. His manuscript was stolen by Stottlemeyer O'Phelan and then submitted under his own name and (to add insult to injury) after the deadline. However, because its content is considered sufficiently important, it has been allowed to escape the Mighty Stomp of Morbus. In order that this action not set a pernicious precedent, O'Phelan has been summarily banned from further participation in this encyclopedia.
Although we had previously banned Stottlemeyer O'Phelan for theft, it appears that not all of our copiers were informed of this fact (Don't foot around the fefferberry, you forgot to tell me! Me! Your chief copier! --Burgengute). As such, another of "his" articles, this time based on the notes of Dr. H.L. Ackroyd, has been printed after the scheduled deadline. Further investigation suggests Stottlemeyer resurfaced in response to Doctor Phineas Crank's recent entry on the Night of Cloaks and Daggers. While we feared there would be some animosity from O'Phelan after we discovered his original theft of Crank's earlier work, we never expected what appears to be a threat in pre-Modern Standard Ghyllian. We'd like to formally apologize to both Dr. H.L. Ackroyd and Doctor Phineas Crank for this continued harassment, and will strive to ensure it doesn't happen again (Hmf! --Burgengute).
