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==The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things== | ==The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things== | ||
| − | The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb. For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the top. And yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete. Thus, he applied to [[Bute University]] at the tender age of 11. He was, quite succinctly, denied admittance. This traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's home. He did not resurface until about -9 [[EC]], at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled ''Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything.'' The book was a best-seller for twelve weeks. Two years later, he published a book of [[luminous manuscript|lumics]] entitled ''I Have No Clue What I'm Doing, But I'm Bound | + | The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb. For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the top. And yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete. Thus, he applied to [[Bute University]] at the tender age of 11. He was, quite succinctly, denied admittance. This traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's home. He did not resurface until about -9 [[EC]], at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled ''Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything.'' The book was a best-seller for twelve weeks. Two years later, he published a book of [[luminous manuscript|lumics]] entitled ''I Have No Clue What I'm Doing, But I'm Bound to Pen Another Best-Seller by Name Recognition Alone.'' An excerpt: |
: There once was a fellow from Ghyll. | : There once was a fellow from Ghyll. | ||
Revision as of 18:46, 30 November 2005
The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things
The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb. For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the top. And yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete. Thus, he applied to Bute University at the tender age of 11. He was, quite succinctly, denied admittance. This traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's home. He did not resurface until about -9 EC, at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything. The book was a best-seller for twelve weeks. Two years later, he published a book of lumics entitled I Have No Clue What I'm Doing, But I'm Bound to Pen Another Best-Seller by Name Recognition Alone. An excerpt:
- There once was a fellow from Ghyll.
- He doth make his home there yet still.
- Though once in a daze,
- To his friend he did say,
- Man, I can't write lumics for shit!
Since then, The Snood Trunion has lived in Folktown, the center of scholarly life in all of Ghyll, with occasional sabbatical trips to Iganefta-on-the-Sea, where he hopes to purchase his new home. It has been reported that he is planning a journey north to Dŵplat, where he hopes to revel in the clear stream and perhaps finally solve the mystery of the seven-walled house. Best of luck to him.
Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player
A young man of twenty years making his home in rural Texas with wife and three children. At nineteen, obtained an electronic mailing address, situated at Yahoo!. Currently unemployed, as all great scholars tend to be.
Entries:
- U - Urching tracks, and phantom Toria. Please do be gentle in your critiques, as this is my first entry.
- V - No entry for V. My internet was shut off.
- W - Worrying, and phantom backcountry. Perhaps I'm starting to get the hang of this.
- X - Absolute Erasure, and phantom unknown soldier. A spotlighted entry! My bosom swells with pride.
- Y - No entry for Y. We recently moved, and my internet is not connected yet. As such, I am updating from a friend's house.
- Z - Zavinian House, and phantom Trunions. My first original entry, and as such, not as cohesive or integrated as I would have wanted.
- R2-R3 Mad-edit - King Harandraff the Great.
This is my user page, and if I want to arbitrarily change some facets of my character, I will, damnit!
Previous Snood Trunion Bios
Previous versions of the Snood bio can be found here.
