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'''Stindersgrough''', pronounced stin'-derz-gruff but often known as Stingy (stin-jee) to its inhabitants, is a large hamlet or small town in the south of Ghyll, currently 16 leles from Iganefta and 5 leles from Glossfordshire. | '''Stindersgrough''', pronounced stin'-derz-gruff but often known as Stingy (stin-jee) to its inhabitants, is a large hamlet or small town in the south of Ghyll, currently 16 leles from Iganefta and 5 leles from Glossfordshire. | ||
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Stindersgrough was once a suburb of Iganefta, but due to a large quarrel in -240 [[EC]], the nature of which was soon forgotten and still unknown, it was decided to slowly eject the suburb out into the countryside. Since roughly -218 [[EC]] the plan has been to eventually merge with Glossfordshire, and indeed the town is working its way towards Glossfordshire in a semi-circular arc around the Hills of Splodji[@@]. | Stindersgrough was once a suburb of Iganefta, but due to a large quarrel in -240 [[EC]], the nature of which was soon forgotten and still unknown, it was decided to slowly eject the suburb out into the countryside. Since roughly -218 [[EC]] the plan has been to eventually merge with Glossfordshire, and indeed the town is working its way towards Glossfordshire in a semi-circular arc around the Hills of Splodji[@@]. | ||
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The rate of movement since -240 [[EC]] is one lele per fifteen years, so it is expected that the town will merge with Glossfordshire in around 70 [[EC]] (75 technically, but there is bound to be bubble-motion). The town mayors have traditionally over the decades been unable to come to a conclusion as to whether the merged town will be called Glossfordgrough or Stindershire, but both towns are on extraordinarily good terms with one another and so the merge will no doubt be greatly celebrated. | The rate of movement since -240 [[EC]] is one lele per fifteen years, so it is expected that the town will merge with Glossfordshire in around 70 [[EC]] (75 technically, but there is bound to be bubble-motion). The town mayors have traditionally over the decades been unable to come to a conclusion as to whether the merged town will be called Glossfordgrough or Stindershire, but both towns are on extraordinarily good terms with one another and so the merge will no doubt be greatly celebrated. | ||
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No doubt the most famous event in the history of Stindersgrough, if one occluded in mystery, was the moving of the Barnum Stones from the battlefield to the town by Stindersgrough resident Corvin Axehand in -158 [[EC]], when the town was already a full 5 leles from Iganefta. This is known to have been perhaps the only public [[Raking]], so we shan't bother discussing the event any further lest Burgengute get this article with a half-complete final sentence. | No doubt the most famous event in the history of Stindersgrough, if one occluded in mystery, was the moving of the Barnum Stones from the battlefield to the town by Stindersgrough resident Corvin Axehand in -158 [[EC]], when the town was already a full 5 leles from Iganefta. This is known to have been perhaps the only public [[Raking]], so we shan't bother discussing the event any further lest Burgengute get this article with a half-complete final sentence. | ||
The stones themselves, however, are an obvious local landmark in Stindersgrough. Due to their general weight--they're small, but dense--they don't move at the same rate as the town, generally lagging anywhere up to three leles behind. They're currently situated just over two leles from the town, and will likely be moved again before 15 [[EC]] or so. | The stones themselves, however, are an obvious local landmark in Stindersgrough. Due to their general weight--they're small, but dense--they don't move at the same rate as the town, generally lagging anywhere up to three leles behind. They're currently situated just over two leles from the town, and will likely be moved again before 15 [[EC]] or so. | ||
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| + | The most famous person to be born in Stindersgrough is likely [[Doc Rockett]], but when he was three years old his family dastardly emigrated the ten leles back to Iganefta to seek their fortune. Doc Rockett never returned to Stindersgrough. | ||
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Revision as of 12:12, 12 February 2005
Stindersgrough, pronounced stin'-derz-gruff but often known as Stingy (stin-jee) to its inhabitants, is a large hamlet or small town in the south of Ghyll, currently 16 leles from Iganefta and 5 leles from Glossfordshire.
The Moving Town
Stindersgrough was once a suburb of Iganefta, but due to a large quarrel in -240 EC, the nature of which was soon forgotten and still unknown, it was decided to slowly eject the suburb out into the countryside. Since roughly -218 EC the plan has been to eventually merge with Glossfordshire, and indeed the town is working its way towards Glossfordshire in a semi-circular arc around the Hills of Splodji[@@].
The rate of movement since -240 EC is one lele per fifteen years, so it is expected that the town will merge with Glossfordshire in around 70 EC (75 technically, but there is bound to be bubble-motion). The town mayors have traditionally over the decades been unable to come to a conclusion as to whether the merged town will be called Glossfordgrough or Stindershire, but both towns are on extraordinarily good terms with one another and so the merge will no doubt be greatly celebrated.
The lack of communication with Iganefta explains why the road from Stingy towards the city fades gradually until around five leles out it disappears altogether.
The Barnum Stones
No doubt the most famous event in the history of Stindersgrough, if one occluded in mystery, was the moving of the Barnum Stones from the battlefield to the town by Stindersgrough resident Corvin Axehand in -158 EC, when the town was already a full 5 leles from Iganefta. This is known to have been perhaps the only public Raking, so we shan't bother discussing the event any further lest Burgengute get this article with a half-complete final sentence.
The stones themselves, however, are an obvious local landmark in Stindersgrough. Due to their general weight--they're small, but dense--they don't move at the same rate as the town, generally lagging anywhere up to three leles behind. They're currently situated just over two leles from the town, and will likely be moved again before 15 EC or so.
Other
The most famous person to be born in Stindersgrough is likely Doc Rockett, but when he was three years old his family dastardly emigrated the ten leles back to Iganefta to seek their fortune. Doc Rockett never returned to Stindersgrough.
@@ Cudgy bunkhargler.
Citations: Whatever. Citations suck.
--Sean B. Palmer 12:12, 12 Feb 2005 (EST)
The author's horse, Big Brown Riding Hoof, is originally from Stindersgrough.
