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==The Facts As We're Told Them== | ==The Facts As We're Told Them== | ||
| − | The second batch of entries consists of the following entries: . | + | The second batch of entries consists of the following entries: [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] (Invention). |
===[[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] (Invention)=== | ===[[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] (Invention)=== | ||
| + | * [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] is a counterpart to another weapon, "Awal Sleeps". | ||
| + | * "Awal Sleeps" comes from the [[Evesque Valley]]; [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] originates at [[Iganefta]]. | ||
| + | * "Awal Sleeps" is targeted against jelly mines; [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] attacks [[Fefferberry]] crops. | ||
| + | * "Awal Sleeps" removes the sound of its destruction; [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] simulates nature. | ||
| + | * [[Melderson]] created "Awal Sleeps" as an affront to Awal's rebuking of his work. | ||
| + | * "Awal Sleeps" is based on the sound suckage principles of [[Awal shrinkage]]. | ||
| + | * [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] requires two to deploy: one to throw the bottle, another to shatter it. | ||
| + | * [[Evesque Valley]] scholars are investigating unshattered [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] bottles. | ||
| + | * Both weapons began active use 50 years ago in a continuing war to decide lighting supremacy. | ||
| + | * The war has lasted so long that it is known as the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. | ||
| + | * The [[Evesque Valley]] has frequent (natural) lightning storms, and is north of [[Iganefta]]. | ||
===[[Bindlet Ball]] (Other)=== | ===[[Bindlet Ball]] (Other)=== | ||
Revision as of 15:34, 17 September 2004
Contents
The Encyclopedants is a term applied to the small group of individuals who decided a collection of Ghyll intellect, in written and distributed form, was necessary for the bettering of society, as well as the benefit of future historians. The group now presides over the encyclopedia's integrity and "cohesion of vision". To remain an objective judge, the Encyclopedants attempt to focus only on "the facts as we're told them", asking questions, poking holes, and suggesting "standards" to further quality assurance. These Progress Reports are considered official communication between the Encyclopedants and their Scholars, and they encourage others to write their own thoughts and comments into the margins.
The State of the Art of Ghyll
Geography
History and Dates
People and Politics
Technology and Education
The Facts As We're Told Them
The second batch of entries consists of the following entries: Ball Lightning Liqueur (Invention).
Ball Lightning Liqueur (Invention)
- Ball Lightning Liqueur is a counterpart to another weapon, "Awal Sleeps".
- "Awal Sleeps" comes from the Evesque Valley; Ball Lightning Liqueur originates at Iganefta.
- "Awal Sleeps" is targeted against jelly mines; Ball Lightning Liqueur attacks Fefferberry crops.
- "Awal Sleeps" removes the sound of its destruction; Ball Lightning Liqueur simulates nature.
- Melderson created "Awal Sleeps" as an affront to Awal's rebuking of his work.
- "Awal Sleeps" is based on the sound suckage principles of Awal shrinkage.
- Ball Lightning Liqueur requires two to deploy: one to throw the bottle, another to shatter it.
- Evesque Valley scholars are investigating unshattered Ball Lightning Liqueur bottles.
- Both weapons began active use 50 years ago in a continuing war to decide lighting supremacy.
- The war has lasted so long that it is known as the Conflict That Is Not Happening.
- The Evesque Valley has frequent (natural) lightning storms, and is north of Iganefta.
Bindlet Ball (Other)
- Extremely popular sport
- Extremely complicated rules
- Scoring depends on Awal shrinkage of the ball
- Annual championship played on the Day of champions
- Game allegiances have been known even to affect political races
