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| − | + | Cornover Reflex Syndrome, Also known as the Weeby Jeeby Calezone Syndrome, is a phenomenon commonly (but rarely the actual cause, at least in the eyes of leading [Occultologists]) associated with the place-switching of Pinky and Perky. This irregularity is most commonly believed to be caused by any minute lapse in celestial alignment with explosive consequences to calculations of [Speedish Chefs] by large. The first known event occurred in -201 [EC] when the speedish Chef Heinrich [Cornover|Cornover Family] was attempting to bake a highly powerful Calezone made with [Zhur Fruit] extract. The Articulary motion of the planets suddenly changed the theoalchemical fuel circuits in his stove, causing them to turn the calezone into a living thing. The calezone show no signs of life or Alchemical Intelligence until he was served, and then proceeded to scream in pain and swear repatedly when poked with a fork. He then exploded into a pile of [Brown Fluid|Aliens Everywhere]. The calezone's remains were found to have developed several male internal organs, hence the use of the term "he." The rumors about his insulting the chef and then counting down before he blew up were not verifiable. One local poet ([Algothequinas], -237[EC] to -97[EC]) recounts the tale as such: | |
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| + | "Oh the Calezone did weeble, the intestine did Jeeble, | ||
| + | The Zhur fruit did wobble and sway, | ||
| + | Thus Cornover 'Twas cursed, like a sausage bratwurst, | ||
| + | As the meat did ne'er fly far away. | ||
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| + | There have since been seven hundreds other reports of Cornover syndrome, None of which having to do with the [Cornover Family]. Heinrieich, sadly, swore off cooking and later threw himself into a river. His talent was an exceptional loss because of one fluke. The cooking world now calls any major disaster involving the culinary arts as "Cornover's Curse," but the actual technical term "syndrome" is only applied to the reanimation of food meant to be dead. | ||
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| + | Citations: [Algothequinas], [Coronover Family],[Speedish Chefs]. | ||
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| + | --[[User:Theophenes|Theophenes]] 21:13, 2 Jun 2005 (EDT) | ||
Revision as of 20:13, 2 June 2005
Cornover Reflex Syndrome, Also known as the Weeby Jeeby Calezone Syndrome, is a phenomenon commonly (but rarely the actual cause, at least in the eyes of leading [Occultologists]) associated with the place-switching of Pinky and Perky. This irregularity is most commonly believed to be caused by any minute lapse in celestial alignment with explosive consequences to calculations of [Speedish Chefs] by large. The first known event occurred in -201 [EC] when the speedish Chef Heinrich [Cornover|Cornover Family] was attempting to bake a highly powerful Calezone made with [Zhur Fruit] extract. The Articulary motion of the planets suddenly changed the theoalchemical fuel circuits in his stove, causing them to turn the calezone into a living thing. The calezone show no signs of life or Alchemical Intelligence until he was served, and then proceeded to scream in pain and swear repatedly when poked with a fork. He then exploded into a pile of [Brown Fluid|Aliens Everywhere]. The calezone's remains were found to have developed several male internal organs, hence the use of the term "he." The rumors about his insulting the chef and then counting down before he blew up were not verifiable. One local poet ([Algothequinas], -237[EC] to -97[EC]) recounts the tale as such:
"Oh the Calezone did weeble, the intestine did Jeeble, The Zhur fruit did wobble and sway, Thus Cornover 'Twas cursed, like a sausage bratwurst, As the meat did ne'er fly far away.
There have since been seven hundreds other reports of Cornover syndrome, None of which having to do with the [Cornover Family]. Heinrieich, sadly, swore off cooking and later threw himself into a river. His talent was an exceptional loss because of one fluke. The cooking world now calls any major disaster involving the culinary arts as "Cornover's Curse," but the actual technical term "syndrome" is only applied to the reanimation of food meant to be dead.
Citations: [Algothequinas], [Coronover Family],[Speedish Chefs].
--Theophenes 21:13, 2 Jun 2005 (EDT)
