Difference between revisions of "The Dead Hate the Living!"

Revision as of 18:39, 27 January 2012

Death by: 1 [~49:00]: zombie, decapitation, axe (insurance); 2 [~53:30]: zombie, decapitation; 3 [~1:22:00]: zombie, throat ripped out. Sleaze by: 1 [~05:50]: man, man thong; 2 [~06:00]: sex (unfulfilled).

Indexed	Time	Notes
	~01:00	Death by zombie. The first death fails one of the initial ground rules for the Film Death and Sleaze Index: all deaths must be final. If the deceased is seen later in the film reanimated as zombie, as this victim is, their death wasn't permanent and, thus, isn't indexable.
	~04:30	Death by zombie, scalpel, throat cut. This is part of the film within a film and again violates the "Deaths are final" ruling. Yes, even if a character plays a character who dies in a film's film, you're still not really dead.
	~05:50	Sleaze by man, man thong.
	~06:00	Sleaze by sex (unfulfilled). Not necrophilia as they're only pretending they're dead.
	~45:00	Death by zombie. Victim is later seen reanimated as a zombie. Violates "Deaths are final."
	~49:00	Death by zombie, decapitation, axe (insurance). The headless victim is used as a shield against an axe thrown by another zombie.
	~53:30	Death by zombie, decapitation.
	~59:00	Death by zombie (offscreen). Victim is later seen reanimated as a zombie. Violates "Deaths are final."
	~1:05:00	Death by zombie, hand through chest. Victim is later seen reanimated as a zombie. Violates "Deaths are final."
	~1:22:00	Death by zombie, throat ripped out. The victim is seen again, still dying, at 1:23:30.

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-Death by zombie. ''The first death fails one of the initial ground rules for the Film Death and Sleaze Index: all deaths must be final. If the deceased is seen moving around again later in the film's ongoing timeline, as this victim does, their death wasn't permanent and, thus, isn't indexable.''
+Death by zombie. ''The first death fails one of the initial ground rules for the Film Death and Sleaze Index: all deaths must be final. If the deceased is seen later in the film reanimated as zombie, as this victim is, their death wasn't permanent and, thus, isn't indexable.''
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-Death by zombie, scalpel, throat cut.
+Death by zombie, scalpel, throat cut. ''This is part of the film within a film and again violates the "Deaths are final" ruling. Yes, even if a character plays a character who dies in a film's film, you're still not really dead.''
-''This is part of the film within a film. Violates "Deaths are final."''
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 | style="background-color: green;" | || ~05:50 || Sleaze by man, man thong.