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Forget [[Cataclysmatology]] ... that's, like, so three turns ago!  Hythmium is all the rage now.  I'll be using this page to write it out before I actually post it up as a finished article.  :) --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 23:17, 2 Jul 2005 (EDT)
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Removing source notes so the things I had linked for Hythmium don't show this page as linking to them anymore.  :)  It just looked weird and out of place and all that jazz. --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 18:22, 4 Jul 2005 (EDT)
 
 
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== Hythmium, History ==
 
In -2800 [[EC]], the process of converting light into metal was discovered.  This process is called [[Theoalchemy]] and is practiced by a great many Ghyllians even now.  The name Theoalchemy was not actually used until -96 [[EC]] when it was coined by [[Irictus Ross]].  Instead, it was called ''Hythmiosis'', after the name of the first Ghyllian to convert light into metal, Umbrig Hythmium.
 
 
 
Umbrig was a normal fellow for the time and was considered by many to be the best Ghyllian in all of Ghyll.  When he discovered the process of creating metal from light, most of his peers embraced the idea right away.  There were some who considered this to be a big hoax.  Some people today still think of it as a big hoax, but their numbers are dwindling.
 
 
 
In -2789 [[EC]], Umbrig started working on converting light into other materials, such as food and water.  These experiments proved fatal, unfortunately.  His death was not fully discovered until -2788 [[EC]] since he lived alone and generally kept to himself.  When he was buried, his five best followers sang his praises.  Each of them opened a church in Umbrig's name; however, they used his last name since it sounded better and could be used with many words for rhyming.  The first five Churches dedicated to Hythmium were very popular and soon followers of the way of Hythmium grew into the hundreds.
 
 
 
By -2197 [[EC]], the Church of Hythmium had grown out of popularity, having been replaced by other false deities and such things which come with education.  There are still followers of Hythmium, many of which are also [[Theoalchemy|Theoalchemists]].
 
 
 
== Hythmium, Religion ==
 
In the Hythmium religion, there is a strict hierarchy for the patrons of the church.  The leader of the church is called ''Maestre'' and is generally considered unapproachable by all except those directly beneath him, the ''Precepts''.  The next level is filled by ''Mariners'' and ''Marshingtons'' but no one remembers what they do really, so usually this level is skipped in the church.  The last level for church members is the ''Railin'' level, wherein everyone is considered a full-fledged church member and *must* follow the above hierarchy.  Outside of the hierarchy, church members are all the same level and don't follow the hierarchy, except for not approaching the Maestre.
 
 
 
A normal church service would be held every Ween around the time [[Perky]] would be first visible. It was generally considered rude to show up late to the church services, but no one complained if you did happen to show up late.  The service would last about 2 hours and would be filled with Hythmium's teachings and any new research in Hythmiosis study.  This would be followed up with some singing and some personal stories which related to Hythmiosis.  One such story was found recently and has been reprinted here:
 
 
 
''I was a poor man with no hope for my future.  I found out about Hythmiosis and I decided to come by and see what all the fuss was about.  I went home that night and converted some light from my house into metal and I worked that metal into a sculpture which I then sold!  Now, I make sculptures for a living and it's all thanks to Hythmiosis!''
 
 
== Hythmium, Commercialization ==
 
The Church recently has taken to selling ancient texts from the history of the church and is always looking for a new way to fund expansion.  I see no reason need for expansion, since all of the current followers can fit inside the oldest known existing church building, which resides in [[Folktown]].  However, the church differs, saying that since they are always looking for new members, they have to remain hopeful that they will need every building they can build.
 
 
 
== Hythmium, Exploitation ==
 
In recent years, some people have taken to writing papers about the Church and selling these papers as ancient texts.  I have personally seen three such texts on display in the [[Bureau of Recovered Knowledge]] *and* the [[Gruff Fiction]] library of [[Ellensworth]].
 
 
 
== Hythmium, The Big Hoax ==
 
In -2797 [[EC]], some people claiming to be followers of Hythmium came forward to admit that Hythmiosis was a hoax and that there was no process for converting light into metal.  Umbrig came forward and toured all of the cities at that time and demonstrated the process to everyone.  The people who has been making the false claims were never taken seriously again.  There are still some people who claim Theoalchemy is a hoax and they are usually laughed at.  Behind their backs, people call them [[jinkees]] from the ancient word '''jinkees''' which means ''To tell a lie with the intent of lying about something which is not a fallacy.''
 
 
 
--[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 23:17, 2 Jul 2005 (EDT)
 

Revision as of 17:22, 4 July 2005

Removing source notes so the things I had linked for Hythmium don't show this page as linking to them anymore. :) It just looked weird and out of place and all that jazz. --Trousle Undrhil 18:22, 4 Jul 2005 (EDT)