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| − | **History: | + | **History: The name of the Grimporke Grimoire takes its name from the bad ham which is believed to have inspired it. Said ham having laid about after a great feast and rolled in both spilt Ball Lightning Liqueur and soured Fefferberry juice before being ingested by the unctious author, one Ibaan Malmiz. Ser Malmiz, also known as the Drunken Prophet, was quite infamous in his foolhardy explorations of both occult lore and dubious culinary "delights". |
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| + | In any case, Ser Malmiz claimed on more than one occasion to have plumbed the secret depths of knowlege not only of the Sarfelogian Mountains but also the ritual secrets of the ancient Looliers. He spent a great amount of time recording his various discoveries as a virtual hermit on the wasted plains of Maliatt far from the mountains for which he is known. It is said that he was shunned by the few natives of that land because he was quite visibly and material haunted by a rather large shining spirit that took a shape not unlike that of a great, pink Aelfant. Indeed, shortly after announcing, via postal mail, to a former collegue that he had completed his unholy work, he was seen by a local tribesman being carried off at great speed by that self-same spirit and he has not been heard from since! | ||
== Good Words That Mean Nothing, Yet == | == Good Words That Mean Nothing, Yet == | ||
Revision as of 14:53, 15 September 2004
It wouldn't suprise me to find anyone stealing these bits. In fact, I almost encourage it. But, if you plan to use something, please let me know.
Contents
Possible Inventions
- Lightning Gun
- Aether Ship
- Fefferberry Scones
- Umlaut Tea
- Doctor Crank's Interlinear Escape and Vent Shaft (Ist das verboten?)
- Doctor Crank's Highly Adjustable Animal and Mythical Beast Call
- Ghoulwood Viola
- Perpetual Pocketwatch w/ alarm
- The Takemitsu Journal
- Kagerō Diary
- Tales of Toyokage
Flora and Fauna
- Honey Lotus
- pacyosaurus
- pygmy parasitic vampire swallow
- dragonwort
- goblinwort tree
People and Places
- River Naught
- Ebony Academy
- University of Havernot, Department of Occult Science
- Albertus Crank
- Plintz
- Maximilian Gustavus Grande
Events
- Cantalope Crisis
- Kumquat Crisis
--Doctor Phineas Crank 06:36, 13 Sep 2004 (EDT)
Occult Lore
- Ghost Magic
- The Grim Booke
- Grimporke Grimoire:
- History: The name of the Grimporke Grimoire takes its name from the bad ham which is believed to have inspired it. Said ham having laid about after a great feast and rolled in both spilt Ball Lightning Liqueur and soured Fefferberry juice before being ingested by the unctious author, one Ibaan Malmiz. Ser Malmiz, also known as the Drunken Prophet, was quite infamous in his foolhardy explorations of both occult lore and dubious culinary "delights".
In any case, Ser Malmiz claimed on more than one occasion to have plumbed the secret depths of knowlege not only of the Sarfelogian Mountains but also the ritual secrets of the ancient Looliers. He spent a great amount of time recording his various discoveries as a virtual hermit on the wasted plains of Maliatt far from the mountains for which he is known. It is said that he was shunned by the few natives of that land because he was quite visibly and material haunted by a rather large shining spirit that took a shape not unlike that of a great, pink Aelfant. Indeed, shortly after announcing, via postal mail, to a former collegue that he had completed his unholy work, he was seen by a local tribesman being carried off at great speed by that self-same spirit and he has not been heard from since!
Good Words That Mean Nothing, Yet
- citylendinds
- cipang
- cultipler
- catectoric
- danupsycled
- dynary
- douset
- daerow
- eolocaller
- eckling
- gleets (actually, that one does mean something...)
