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dib. Now I'm going to die of this terrible sinus infection. Good night. --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 00:05, 19 Feb 2005 (EST) | dib. Now I'm going to die of this terrible sinus infection. Good night. --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 00:05, 19 Feb 2005 (EST) | ||
| − | An insidious invention of that [[Theoalchemy|theoalchemical]] mastermind [[Harv Gretborn]], the '''snotgun''' is the finest example of applied biological warfare known to Ghyll. As implied by the name... | + | An insidious invention of that [[Theoalchemy|theoalchemical]] mastermind [[Harv Gretborn]], the '''snotgun''' is the finest example of applied biological warfare known to Ghyll. As implied by the name, the snotgun fires mucous missles of incredible infectiousness. Very similar to the ingenious repeating musket recently seen in the hills surrounding the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]], the snotgun fires its slimy slug, encased in a crunchy shell, with great velocity. The impact, though stinging, is generally only enough to rupture the casing which then exposes the target to gruesome goober contained therein. And there lies the genius of the weapon! For what soldier of any stripe can resist sticking their finger in something alien and gooey! Once the poor front-line grunt has fallen for the lure, the the baneful bullet goes to work. |
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'''Citations''':[[Harv Gretborn]], [[Theoalchemy]], Zygotic Dermitosis ? | '''Citations''':[[Harv Gretborn]], [[Theoalchemy]], Zygotic Dermitosis ? | ||
Revision as of 18:50, 21 February 2005
dib. Now I'm going to die of this terrible sinus infection. Good night. --Doctor Phineas Crank 00:05, 19 Feb 2005 (EST)
An insidious invention of that theoalchemical mastermind Harv Gretborn, the snotgun is the finest example of applied biological warfare known to Ghyll. As implied by the name, the snotgun fires mucous missles of incredible infectiousness. Very similar to the ingenious repeating musket recently seen in the hills surrounding the Sarfelogian Mountains, the snotgun fires its slimy slug, encased in a crunchy shell, with great velocity. The impact, though stinging, is generally only enough to rupture the casing which then exposes the target to gruesome goober contained therein. And there lies the genius of the weapon! For what soldier of any stripe can resist sticking their finger in something alien and gooey! Once the poor front-line grunt has fallen for the lure, the the baneful bullet goes to work.
Citations:Harv Gretborn, Theoalchemy, Zygotic Dermitosis ?
