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==Bast ResNovae, Ghyll Scholar==
  
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Robert "Bobby" Schwarmph putatively edits "Aliens Anywhere" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22, after which he apparently went into seclusion for reasons only known to him at this writing. Research reveals all of Scharmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by Iddy Ezzard after that date. Folktown Records #419 reported he may-- or may not-- be hiding out in a secret luxury suite at a Scheheradze Crime Syndicate casino in Little Veshcas. He has been accused of using his extraordinarily popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against political adversaries, but not even his most strident accusers seem to remember what evidence they had. The mysterious Schwarmph's adopted brother is rumored to be his son by actress Izadora Gutschtup, but records involving the younger Schwarmph's parentage remain sealed by the courts.
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Bast ResNovae is a freelance scholar who specializes in media criticism and dabbles elsewhere. She employs stilted phrasing and a severely affected speech pattern in the unfortunate hope that this will make her sound more intelligent than she would in her native dialect, which is best described as "extreme-high profane." Even more unfortunately, she's right.
  
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==Bast ResNovae, Ghyll Player==
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Is a displaced Yankee who works long hours for very little money writing for a small newspaper in the southeastern United States. To vent her frustrations, sometimes she makes stuff up- and then puts in on the internet.

Latest revision as of 14:17, 13 May 2005

Bast ResNovae, Ghyll Scholar

Bast ResNovae is a freelance scholar who specializes in media criticism and dabbles elsewhere. She employs stilted phrasing and a severely affected speech pattern in the unfortunate hope that this will make her sound more intelligent than she would in her native dialect, which is best described as "extreme-high profane." Even more unfortunately, she's right.

Bast ResNovae, Ghyll Player

Is a displaced Yankee who works long hours for very little money writing for a small newspaper in the southeastern United States. To vent her frustrations, sometimes she makes stuff up- and then puts in on the internet.

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