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<p>Appearing Alongside Professor Crank will be...</p> | <p>Appearing Alongside Professor Crank will be...</p> | ||
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<div style="font-variant:small-caps;">Cuddlier than an Alluring Avian!</div> | <div style="font-variant:small-caps;">Cuddlier than an Alluring Avian!</div> | ||
<p>Well [[Splak|splak]] me folks, it's the one and only amazing Miss. Hairy Mandibles (MDip, BNCS, COBB, FLap).</p> | <p>Well [[Splak|splak]] me folks, it's the one and only amazing Miss. Hairy Mandibles (MDip, BNCS, COBB, FLap).</p> | ||
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| − | From ''The | + | From ''The [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] FAQ'': '''Q31.''' What is the cosmic connection between Doctor Phineas Crank and the famous showman Professor I.M.A. Crank? '''A31.''' For Ghyll's sake, ''get a life!'' --[[User:Jcowan|Jcowan]] 10:17, 8 Nov 2004 (EST) |
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Revision as of 14:30, 13 November 2004
[The following is a transcript of the only known contemporary mention of Professor Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank other than the scraps purported to have been written by him; from an advertisement handed out in a fête programme in roughly -80 EC.]
Roll up, Roll up!
* * *
The stupendousest night of the season comes afoot as
Professor Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank
provides intellectual Conceits to the Community, &nd
a Sample of Sundry hair-wares for your "entertainment"!
* * *
Cranee this Monterfest!
Seven nights minus six only!
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For a contrivance of your Quezloos:
"Astonishing" Hair Tonic Never again will your hairy parts be hairyless! Winter is "coming"; don't be caught a fool with your sensitive parts frozen to the surroundings.
Lo! Prof. I.M. Albertus Crank
will demonstrate the mysteries of the quayres as he re-enacts his famous
Potting of the Ten Kettles
being as he is a world class &nd most utterly "excellent" handler of those Stoppers and Steppers.
"Help, for I am trapped in a strange advertisement!"
Will Prof. Crank again Flaunt his Famous
* multiple aedeaguses *
in front of the crowd? We just do not know!!!
Turn up, find out, be AMAZED!
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Appearing Alongside Professor Crank will be... Jigglier than a Pink Pachyderm;
Cuddlier than an Alluring Avian!
Well splak me folks, it's the one and only amazing Miss. Hairy Mandibles (MDip, BNCS, COBB, FLap). So Don't Miss Out:
Discoverer of Elminster Mire's talking dead!
Adventurer, philanthropist, scholar, doctor, horse waxer, entrepreneur, pharmacologist, gut screamer, &nd theologian!
Prof. I.M. Albertus Crank Will be appearing for your entertainment
in Cranee, this coming Monterfest!
Next Monterfest Show:
Pantheon of Diseases!
Coming again only to Cranee.
(For bookings, contact the pox office.)
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Citations: Fijjit Mejora, Quezlarian Ooo, Splak.
--Sean B. Palmer 10:57, 6 Nov 2004 (EST)
From The Doctor Phineas Crank FAQ: Q31. What is the cosmic connection between Doctor Phineas Crank and the famous showman Professor I.M.A. Crank? A31. For Ghyll's sake, get a life! --Jcowan 10:17, 8 Nov 2004 (EST)
