Ghyll:Gadsringer Clubberspear

dibs --Nikos of Ant 15:30, 29 Jun 2005 (EDT)

Gadsringer is NOT dead

This is the current word of the Clubberspear House as spoken by spokesman Bellis Cruminwithe. This is the most recent word among many spanning both time and space.

Though the life of Gadsringer Clubberspear has been defined by DasMineGold, his heritage encompasses life both before and after said company. He is the fifth child of Kasteel Clubberspear and Miss Deona Hasal. He was born in the -120s EC (records either not having been kept or not being reported) in the village Shaun to the west of Marsh Gibbon. His childhood was spent playing in the dirt, digging it, shoveling it, even eating it in profoundly large quantities. His adolescent years (prior to his First Molting) were spent exploring the caves and burrows of the local area; his years after the Molt were spent exploring the local young maidens.

DasMineGold From Gamegrene "Oooite is nifty." -popular saying, attributed to Gadsringer Clubberspear. It is rumored that at the first general meeting of DasMineGold, Gadsringer Clubberspear, who was the founder and first President of DasMineGold, opened the three-day gala with these immortal words. Annoyingly, the Bureau of Regained Knowledge is being a little pile of splak and has yet to release the minutes of that meeting to verify this rumor.

However, since Clubberspear has stepped down, DasMineGold has degraded to the point of being an unethical corporation holding a monopoly on oooite mining. The very thought of it makes me vomit. However, it is an entry which must be told, and tell it I will.

[edit]Gadsringer Clubberspear (-92 to -42 EC) Clubberspear originally founded DasMineGold in response to a bet undertaken from some of his buddies - he gained the total sum of fifty quezloos after proving that he could, in fact, create a mining corporation worth more than a thousand. According to a popular story, when the bet was collected Clubberspear came close to blowing the fifty quezloos on something shiny (he was known for his lack of common sense), but was dissuaded when he realized that it was actually just painted shiny, and would easily scratch off. What is known, however, is that Clubberspear continued at the reigns of DasMineGold, kept the company all about mining, and led them to record profits (Despite constant cajoling, threats, etc., the BORK has refused to give exact numbers for the profits obtained).

At first, DasMineGold was mining various different types of resources, including highly prized minerals (what exactly they were, is unavailable - thanks a lot, BORK) but when Clubberspear acquired the Azura Mines, home to 71% of Ghyll's supply of oooite, the other mines suffered from neglect, which contributed heavily to the next president, Himminfen, selling them.