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Sure, it's from PERL.COM but this article on TRAFFIC LIGHTS is enjoyable without getting geek.

You know, those flipping Canadians NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

Want to put the fun back in fundamentalism? How about putting the laughter back into sectarian slaughter? You need to visit the JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTORE (NOW OPEN SUNDAYS).

I know. I know. Where have I been? Busy working on GAMEGRENE and AMPHETADESK. Both are coming along nicely - a new version of AmphetaDesk should be out soon, and Gamegrene will have some features coming soon (and we pay writers now, too). OooOOoo.

The GENIUS of documentaton.

Ok. Tell me something. If you wanted to further the hopes and dreams of mankind, would you base your first experiment on a BLOODSUCKING FISH? This is as bad as the damn SPIDER-GOATS that we've mentioned before. Damn. Not only will we be overrun by cyborgs, but they're be VAMPIRIC cyborgs.

The BANNER AD MUSEUM - I like it!

Have a PSYCHIC CONVERSATION WITH YOUR PET.

Not crossplatform, but a very neat tutorial on USING MICROSOFT'S XML PARSER WITHIN PERL.

Bwahaha. GOD CAUSES HALLUCINATIONS as the creator of the G-Force plugin blames him and not drugs.