Retail Slut Online Catalog

Submitted by Morbus Iff on Thu, 1998-12-10 00:00

"Welcome to the third edition of the RETAIL SLUT ONLINE CATALOG!" Order from any of their exciting categories, including: "Groovy Gothic Goulies", "Hard Core Poser", "Take Me NOW!", "Live Fast and Dye" and "Belts, Bolts, Straps and Spikes"!.... Old Colorado info can be fun: "Catastrophic meteor shower hits Denver. What to DO? Get naked and drink like a sailor. Hope against hope that one of those specks of sand doesn't BURY ITS WAY INTO YOUR CEREBELLUM".