As many of you know,

As many of you know, I work at a local ISP. As many experience, we all get tons of junk email. Today, I got a big, black square box from NORTEL NETWORKS. I thought it was a bomb, but instead it turned out to be a BOX FULL OF OREO DOUBLE STUF COOKIES, advertising their double stuffed CVX 1800. This has got to be the most delicious junk mail I have ever gotten