Politically Incorrect

I've been told that the following paragraph, censored from one of my latest bits of writing, is "politically incorrect" and "not humorous". Well, sheesh!

This isn't security like in software downloads, where you concern yourself with viruses or trojans or pirated registrations. Where there you worry about the Post Office lacing anthrax, web server security is like leaving a note that says, "My wife is already tied. Be back in two hours. I'll ring twice." In a word, you're politely inviting the bad guys in via the front door.

On a side note, soaking your ass in warm water works wonders.