We Will All Die Soon

This has been linked everywhere, but hey, I had a chuckle: The Sun Will Explode In Less Than Six Years! That's right - those Dutch scientists aren't like us pansy Americans:

"It's a sign that the Sun is ready to blow . . . I don't know if I can put it any more plainly than that," says Dutch astrophysicist Dr. Piers Van der Meer, a top expert affiliated with the European Space Agency.

NASA refuses to confirm the Euro-pean scientists' assertions and a White House source said, "We don't need anyone spreading more panic now."