Naked Tea Kettle Guy

Just got a hilarious email from someone I barely know:

Subject: Monster
To: dave@userland.com
From: Tom Longson

Dear Winer,

You've been attacking so many people recently, that I was hoping you could attack me as well. I'm not making any death threats, but I'm kinda tired of the whining. If you could mention me, and maybe call me a monster too, I'd really appreciate it. By the way, are you the naked tea kettle guy?

Thanks,
Nym

The "naked tea kettle guy" bit is priceless (it's an urban legend).