Bitch and Moan, Birch and Loam

Bah. Just got back from the dentist. I have a grossly enlarged mouth, a racketeering headache, and I can't take any aspirin because I haven't had any food. I can't take any food because I have to babysit my jibber jabber. And all I want right now is some Dunkin Donut's coffee. I can't believe how much of a craving I've had for that junk lately. Man.