BBEdit Obfuscation and Naming Your Tune

With all the recent talk of BBEdit music and songs (Brent's inessential.com postings), followed by Sandy Wood's poetry reading (on the BBEdit-Talk list), I'm very much feeling like I'm in a perl community. What's next? BBEdit obfuscation?

It'd remind me of that old game show, "Name That Tune", where people would challenge each other to name a song in only so many notes. The same often happens in perl obfuscation - finding the shortest number of characters to complete a task. Would BBEdit be similar?

"I can strip, sort, and indent by three in four steps, Bob!"
"I can complete that task in three lines of Applescript, Bob!"
"Bob, I can do it... without using the mouse!"
... the crowd gasps ...

Early morning ramblings.