Twinkies Have Nothing on Peeps
Mmkay. You know how they have those little Peep things around Easter - little chickens that are made of this marshmallow type stuff? Right. Well, they also have bunny shapes, and much like the age-old Twinkie test, someone has created BUNNY SURVIVAL TESTS. Tis a wonderful site, with comments like:
Using a wire brace, subject was anchored to a weight to prevent natural bouyancy from allowing the subject to float to the top. After one hour, subject apparently chewed itself in half to escape desqualmanation (drowning). Unfortunately, the subject failed to predict that chewing itself in half only succeeded in massive hemorraging in the midsection, and sadly, eventual death... Control Bunnies were physically unaffected, but disturbed by the sight of Bunny blood in the water.