..i deliver unto you: pocket lint..

fortune_cookies

Fortune cookies are wonderful little  treats...  they  appear  with  the
check, signalling the end of a great (or not so great) meal.  You  burp,
think about what you're gonna do when you get home, and  rip  open  that
crinkly package, parting the butt cheeks of the stale dough.

As with many traditions and paradigms, boredom  sets  in.  Not  for  the
people who rip open the cookies, but for those who make them, day  after
day. Below, you'll find real fortunes from my local  providers:  "Family
Buffet" and "Rainbow Buffet" (renamed from "Super Crown Buffet").

 Name                    Last modified      Size  Description
 Parent Directory                             -   
 cookie4.gif             2002-07-18 07:25   43   No fortune whatsoever. WahHHaha!
 cookie2.gif             2002-07-18 07:25  680   Bwahahah. Ah, no, you've got me wrong.
 cookie3.gif             2002-07-18 07:25  1.2K  Ok. You're barely making sense here.
 cookie1.gif             2002-07-18 07:25  1.5K  Who has a heart of gold?
 cookie5.gif             2002-07-18 07:25  2.0K  Put my hands where? Sicko!
 cookie6.gif             2002-07-18 07:25  2.8K  Even less sense than cookie2.gif.
 cookie7.gif             2002-07-18 07:25  2.8K  Yeah, suppose I could, buddy!
 cookie8.jpg             2002-07-18 07:25  7.4K  Personification and cookies scare me.